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karnythia:

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nagromthewicked:

mypantsflewoff:

uncleorpheus:

“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”

so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something

i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.

I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.

OMG. I do shit like this all the time! I’m currently working on a cross stitch piece that says “Oral isn’t cheating” for my friends’ wedding present! JUDI DENCH AND I SHOULD TOTES BE FRIENDS.

Now I want profane embroidery. Something super flowery & ornate that says The Bitch or Head Bitch. Yes.

(Source: pemberley-state-of-mind)